A man walked up to a five year old boy who was sitting with his friends on the steps outside his house. The man said to the boy, 'Can you help me find the post office? I want to post a letter but I'm a little bit lost'. The boy replied 'Okay sir, I can help. You have to walk straight. Take a left at the end of the road, and then take your first right'.
'Thank you very much' The man replied to the boy enthusiastically, 'by the way' he added 'I'm the new Pastor in town. If you come to church today, I can help you find your way to heaven'.
The boy then replied 'How can you help me find heaven when you couldn't even find your way to the post office'. The boy laughed.